Xmas Science experiments

On 7th December I reported taking place in a small way in some research into Christmas crackers and Christmas cards. The results are out today.

The professor behind the research first bought a number of Christmas crackers at various prices and extracted the jokes. Participants were surveyed to discover if they thought any of them funny and to what degree. It can now be confirmed that whether you pay a few pence or a few pounds for your crackers the jokes will be equally bad. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Answer, Lost. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Answer. Annette.

Your choice of Christmas card will reveal something about your personality. There is a strong relationship between personality and card type.

Modern
Extroverted and enthusiastic about life, although somewhat anxious and easily upset, with a tendency to be more creative and unconventional than most.
Humorous
Outgoing and emotionally secure, but with a distinct lack of warmth and sympathy for others.
Traditional
Prefer a good book to a night out on the town, with a tendency to experience extremes of emotion, and to follow rules.
Abstract
Tendency to be disorganised and spontaneous, highly strung, and with a low level of need to surround themselves with others.
Cute
Sympathetic, calm and open to new experiences, and with a tendency to prefer one's own company to that of others.
Religious
Emotionally stable, sympathetic to the needs of others, and well organised.