Confusing English

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn

• The bandage was wound around the wound.
• The farm was used to produce produce.
• The dump wa so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
• We must polish the Polish furniture.
• He could lead if he would get the lead out.
• The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
• Since there is no time like the present he thought it was time to present the present.
• A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
• When shot at the dove dove into the bushes.
• I did not object to the object.
• The insurance was valid for the invalid.
• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
• They were too close to the door to close it.
• The buck does funny things when the does are present.
• A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
• To help with planting the farmer taught his sow to sow.
• The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
• After a number of injections my jaw got number.
• Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?