If God had a mobile

Moses might have received them on tablets of stone but now a version of the 10 Commandments is available in 'text message' speak:

1. not b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols.

3. no omg's.

4. no wrk on w/enD (sat 4 now; sun l8r).

5. prnts ok - ur m&rd r cool.

6. dnt kill ppl.

7. sx only w/ m8.

8. dnt steal.

9. dnt lie.

10.dnt ogle ur bf's m8, or ox, or donkey.