Saturday, January 02, 2010

The 'Devine Prayer'

(from a Barnsley market footwear trader, John Devine)

DEVINE FOOTWEAR
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I thank thee Lord for giving us feet,
For they are the means by which we eat,
I thank thee for giving them out in twos,
For I can sell twice as many shoes.
I thank thee for grown ups and their nippers,
For each of them needs a pair of slippers.
I thank thee for snow storms and foul weather,
When everyone needs boots made of leather.
I will forgive thee, Lord, for giving us misers,
And people who want out of stock sizes.
I thank thee for how my life thou handles,
And praise thee more for promoting sandals.
I try to overlook thou sends us floods,
For sales of Wellingtons are sure to be good.
I thank thee for giving me a voice so loud,
They can hear me even at the back of the crowd.
Forgive me when I swear when people clammer,
For bargains that fall at the strike of my hammer.
Lord, I will give thee everything that's mine,
For, Lord, I know your name is 'Devine'.

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