A short time later, the waitress returned with the order. 'That will be £9.40 please', she says. And the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich came again, ordered the same and the man pays with the exact amount. This became routine until the duo entered again later in the week.
'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, this time it's a treat, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad' says the man. 'Yep, same', says the ostrich. Shortly, the waitress brings the orders and says: 'That will be £32.62'. Once again the man pulls the exact amount out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, Sir, how do you manage to always come up with the exact money from your pocket?'. 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was clearing the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and offered me two wishes.'
'My first wish was that if ever I had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!', says the waitress. 'Most people would wish for a couple of million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
The waitress asks: 'But, Sir, what's with the ostrich?' The man sighs, pauses and replies: 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big bottom and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'
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